All you unmarried gals, see what you’re missing?

Drying off from my shower, HT is stretched out on the bed. We’re chatting, all light hearted when I catch a glimpse of toes. His toenails specifically.

“Your toenails are atrocious, and they’re a hazard,” I scowl.

“A hazard to whom?” he feigns innocence.

“To me.”

“They’re not a hazard.”

“You’re not the one having to go to the ER for stitches.”

“You haven’t needed stitches.” He chuckles, then adds, “Yet.”

Swear to God, he’s sleeping in socks tonight.

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7 Responses to All you unmarried gals, see what you’re missing?

  1. Janet says:

    EEWWWWW! Ummmm, Every married woman has had that conversation! LOL

  2. TINA CHRISTIANSON says:

    OMG – my husband is the same way – how funny!

  3. Meg says:

    His cute face makes up for it ;-)

  4. Kathi says:

    Just laughing here. Unmarried people don’t know the half of it do they? I know a guy years ago who joked that he got married so he would not have to keep holding his stomach in. LOL.

  5. Dee Ready says:

    Dear Michelle, as an unmarried and unattached women, all I can say is, “There’s a world of happenings that I’m totally–and thankfully–unaware of!”

    Peace. Dee

  6. Tanya Savko says:

    I always love your banter : )